For example, consider the following, which I found on the local police blotter—
Ex-employee in deep doo-doo after prank: A cashier reported an employee who had given his two weeks’ notice was seen running from the restaurant restroom to his car and driving away. A check of the restroom revealed the suspect had scattered dog feces on the floor. He was arrested and charged with criminal mischief.Based on my experience, this story is quite tame. Just the floor? What about the walls? And only dog feces? Or was it really just dog feces?
I posted that story on LinkedIn and asked if anyone could top it. My followers did not disappoint.
I'm omitting names and employers to protect the guilty. Happy Tuesday!