WIRTW #261 (the “lonely hearts club” edition)

Since this is Valentine’s week, I thought I’d share of the best “workplace romance” themed posts I read this week:

• Don’t Break Hearts When Drafting Your Company’s Policy for Office Romance — from Workplace Insights
• Sexual Harassment and “Love Contracts” — Office Romance to Paperwork! — from WinWinHR
• Happy Valentine's Day, 70% Of Office Romances Fail — from Workplace Diva
• Managing Workplace Romance...Or Not? — from ERC Insights Blog
• Surprising Findings Revealed in New Survey on Workplace Dating Habits — from EmployerBrief
• Valentine’s Day Lesson: Why Office Relationships Are Self-Destructive — from TLNT
• Office Romances – Is Love in The Air – In-House? — from InhouseBlog

Here’s the rest of what I read this week:
Discrimination

• EEOC Seeks Recommendations for Future Investigations and Conciliations Quality Control Plan — from Washington D.C. Employment Law Update
• Civil Rights Commissioner Takes Exception to EEOC Background Check Rules — from Nick Fishman at employeescreenIQ Blog
• The EEOC on Lesbian/Gay Employees and Sex Discrimination — from Workplace Prof Blog

Social Media & Workplace Technology

• Internet-prompted firings: Are they lose-lose for employers? — from Technology for HR
• 8 Tips to Prevent a Social Media Meltdown — from Evil HR Lady, Suzanne Lucas
• Why You Can't Delete Your Way Out of Your Social Media Mess — from Employer Law Report
• Damning E-mails: Can We Talk? — from The D & O Diary

HR & Employee Relations

• HARASSED: Why You Need to Add These Text Exchanges to Whatever Harassment Training You Do — from The HR Capitalist, Kris Dunn
• Implementing a dog-friendly workplace policy — from Employment Law Bits
• Does the Pope Get Severance Pay? — from Blogging4Jobs
• Your New Dress Code Policy Should Include a “No Side Boob” Clause — from KnowHR Blog

Wage & Hour

• Going Gaga over the Not-So-Little Overtime Monster — from Molly DiBianca’s Delaware Employment Law Blog
• Swag bag message to NY Fashion Week attendees: “Pay Your Interns” — from Minding the Workplace
• 20 Years After FMLA, What's Changed and What Hasn't? — from Harvard Business Review
• Toasting 20 Years of FMLA — from SHRM Blog
• New FMLA Regulations Effective Now — from Mike Haberman’s Omega HR Solutions
• Maternity, paternity leave and ‘sensitive situation’ bring up FMLA questions — from HR Hero Line
• Keep an eye out for a new paid-sick-leave bill in Congress — from Eric Meyer’s The Employer Handbook Blog
• Connecticut’s Paid Sick Leave (PSL) Law: Does It Work? — from Dan Schwartz’s Connecticut Employment Law Blog

Labor Relations

• President Obama Re-nominates Block and Griffin to the NLRB — from Labor Relations Today
• If At First You Don’t Succeed… — from LaborPains

 

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We ♥ our phones, but should employees be paid for using them off-duty?

True confession time. I have a Pavlovian response to the new message chime on my iPhone. I can’t help myself. When my phone beeps, I reach for it. I have no choice.

I’m an exempt employee, which means that I am paid a weekly salary, with no eligibility for overtime, regardless of how many hours I work per week. What, however, if I was non-exempt? Could I be owed overtime for my Pavlovian email checking?

Three and a half years ago, I asked, “Lawsuits over off-the-clock smart phone use ask, “What is work?” Last month, one federal court provided us the beginning of an answer.

In Allen v. City of Chicago, a police sergeant filed a collective action on behalf of himself and all similarly situated employees for the city’s failure to pay overtime for time spent outside of work reading and responding to emails on their city-issued Blackberries. According to the plaintiff:

All of the depositions taken to date reveal a workforce… that is expected to be available twenty-four [hours] per day via Blackberry. All of the deponents receive and respond to an onerous amount of email and telephone calls on a daily basis. All deponents felt obligated to respond to these email communications and telephone calls while off duty. Regrettably, a culture has developed where police officers feel compelled to work for free in order to possibly gain a promotion and/or maintain their coveted assignment in a specialized unit.

The district court conditionally certified the collective action:

[W]hile the amount of overtime officers spent on their department-issued BlackBerries may have varied, the policy that allegedly violated the FLSA did not vary: the policy of not granting overtime compensation for off-duty work on BlackBerries…. At the first stage, despite the potential variations in or de minimis use of the department-issued BlackBerries, the Court can “envision a scenario” where the Plaintiffs  and potential class members are similarly situated.

A few points to make—

1. This opinion is not a decision on the ultimate issue of whether the employees are owed overtime for their off-the-clock use of their mobile devices. It is a conditional certification of a collective action based on a low threshold showing of similarity. We will have to wait and see how the court handles the central legal issue, whether reading and replying to work emails off the clock is compensable “work” under the FLSA.

2. Even if reading and replying to work-related email is compensable “work,” I’m not convinced that employers should have to pay employees for it. Most messages can be read in a matter of seconds or, at most, a few short minutes. The FLSA calls such time de minimus, and does not require compensation for it. “Insubstantial or insignificant periods of time beyond the scheduled working hours, which cannot as a practical administrative matter be precisely recorded for payroll purposes, may be disregarded.” Think of the administrative nightmare if an HR or payroll department has to track, record, and pay for each and every fraction of a minute an employee spends reading an email.

3. In reporting on the opinion, The Huffington Post quotes the plaintiffs’ lawyer, “Everybody can relate to this because people are being asked all the time these days to work for free and they are being told to work for free using their phones.” In other words, these claims are dangerous. If you require non-exempt employees to be available by email 24/7, then you are potentially exposed. To protect yourself, let your non-exempt employees go off the clock. If you provide them mobile devices, or let them BYOD and connect them to your network, have a written policy that tells them they are not required to read or reply to emails after hours. Create a culture that lets your employees escape from work while not at work. You cannot prevent a wage and hour lawsuit raising these issues from being filed against you, but you can position yourself to present the best defense possible, and (hopefully) head off the defense of an expensive class or collective action.

Happy ADEA Day (to me). Now let’s rewrite the age discrimination laws.

I’m a white male, which means I’ve spent my entire life unprotected by the various civil rights laws to which I’ve devoted my career. Yes, I’m Jewish, but the legal profession isn’t known for its mistreatment of Jews. In other words, I’ve been exposed and unprotected for the first 40 years of my life.

All that changes today. Today, I turn 40. Today, I fall under the generous protections of the age discrimination laws.

The thing is, I don’t feel old; I feel young. I have young kids (6 and 4). I still watch cartoons and play video games. Alt Nation is my go-to channel on Sirius. My back only hurts some of the time.

Scientists say 40 is the new 30. If that’s the case, then why does the law protect 40 as age discrimination? If 40 is the new 30, then 50 is the new 40.

Today, to mark the ruby anniversary of my birth, I am starting a movement to change the protections of age discrimination laws from age 40 to age 50. If I can’t get cheap AARP hotel rooms for another 10 years, then I shouldn’t be able to claim age discrimination either. I am willing to give up my newly found protected status for an age cutoff that makes sense.

Now, I’m heading outside to yell at those kids to get off my lawn.

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BREAKING: FMLA compliance is not as easy as the DOL says [poll results]

In celebration of the FMLA’s 20th anniversary, the Department of Labor released the results of a survey of employers on their experiences managing the statute. According to the DOL, “employers generally find it easy to comply with the law, and … the vast majority of employers, 91 percent, report that complying with the FMLA has either no noticeable effect or a positive effect on business operations….”

That conclusion sounded so out of touch with reality that I decided to run my own (not so scientific) poll. I asked one simple question:

How difficult has it been for your company to comply with the FMLA?

200 responded (thanks to Jeff Nowak, the Evil HR Lady, and Robin Shea for the link-love). The results are not pretty for the DOL’s credibility. Not so surprisingly, my poll reached the exact opposite conclusion.

• Only 9.5 percent of respondents report that the FMLA compliance is very easy or somewhat easy.
• Conversely, a whopping 68 percent report that FMLA compliance is very difficult or somewhat difficult.

The complete results—

Very difficult	20.5 %
Somewhat difficult	47.5 %
Average difficulty	22.5 %
Somewhat easy	6.5 %
Very easy	3 %

What do these resultsmean? It means that either the DOL found the only sample of employers in the country who have no issues managing FMLA compliance, or the DOL put so much spin on its survey results that its conclusions are not credible. Do I need to tell you that I think it’s the latter?

I am saddened by the DOL’s apparent chicanery. These tactics do not help raise FMLA awareness; they lower the DOL’s credibility. It is no secret that (1) the United States lags behind the rest of world in workplace leave rights; and (2) the FMLA’s mission is noble, albeit one that poses an administrative nightmare for conscientious employers. Surveys that rob the DOL of its credibility in enforcing this statute do not help employers comply with this law. Instead of creating surveys that mislead everyone into thinking that the FMLA is working, the DOL should recognize that FMLA compliance is difficult and put its resources into helping employers meet its complex maze of requirements.

Laughing out the door: half of employees admit to stealing corporate data

Do you worry about the information, data, and other property your employees are taking with them after a resignation or termination? If you believe the results of a recent survey conducted by Symantec, if you’re not worried, you should be.

According to the survey, half of employees who left or lost their jobs in the last 12 months kept confidential corporate data, and 40 percent plan to use it in their new jobs. The results are jarring:

• 62 percent of employees believe that it is acceptable to transfer work documents to personal computers, tablets, smartphones, or into the cloud, and most never delete the data they’ve moved.
• 56 percent see nothing wrong with using a competitor’s trade secrets.
• Given the example of a software developer who develops source code for a company, 44 percent believe the employee has some ownership in the work and inventions.
• 51 percent think it is acceptable to take corporate data because their company does not strictly enforce policies.

Based on these results, Symantec makes the following three recommendations for companies hoping to shore up their data:

• Employee education: Organizations need to let their employees know that taking confidential information is wrong. IP theft awareness should be integral to security awareness training.

• Enforce non-disclosure agreements (NDAs): In almost half of insider theft cases, the organization had IP agreements with the employee, which indicates the existence of a policy alone—without employee comprehension and effective enforcement—is ineffective¹. Include stronger, more specific language in employment agreements and ensure exit interviews include focused conversations around employees' continued responsibility to protect confidential information and return all company information and property (wherever stored). Make sure employees are aware that policy violations will be enforced and that theft of company information will have negative consequences to them and their future employer.

• Monitoring technology: Implement a data protection policy that monitors inappropriate access and use of IP and automatically notifies employees of violations, which increases security awareness and deters theft.

Of these three, the enforcement of agreements and other legal rights against the theft of confidential information and other corporate data is the most effective. Companies do not like litigation—it’s expensive, time consuming, and uncertain. Yet, when your intellectual and other property is involved, you have no choice. There exists no greater deterrent to copycat misconduct in the future than putting a thief through the legal wringer. Your employees will know that your agreements have teeth and that you will go to mat to enforce them. The hopeful result is that they will think twice about walking out the door with even a promotional pamphlet, keeping your corporate information and other property secure.

WIRTW #260 (the “award season” edition)

It’s award season. The Grammys are this weekend, and the Oscars a few weeks later. About.com is also handing out some awards, albeit a lot less glamorously. The web portal is giving out its Human Resources Readers’ Choice Awards. It is asking people to nominate their favorite HR websites in various categories, including Best Site for HR Legal Information.

The nomination process is open until 11 p.m. EST on February 11. If there is an employment law blog you enjoy reading, its proprietor would appreciate your vote (even if it’s not me).

Here’s the rest of what I read this week:

Discrimination

• The EEOC on Lesbian/Gay Employees and Sex Discrimination — from Workplace Prof Blog
• I Believe, I Believe! A Vegan and a Flu Shot — from Molly DiBianca’s Delaware Employment Law Blog
• The interactive process under the ADA: Informal? — from John Holmquist’s Michigan Employment Law Connection
• Can A Female Prison Guard Sue Prison Officials For Sexual Harassment By Inmates Who Were Allowed To Watch Violent and Sexually Explicit Movies? — from Employment Discrimination Report
• Think Employment Law Doesn’t Apply to You? Think Again. — from Evil HR Lady, Suzanne Lucas
• Case of Borat Discrimination for Make Benefit Glorious Resources of Humans — from The Employer Handbook Blog
• Top 6 Reasons Why Discrimination Laws Are Good For White Guys — from Donna Ballman’s Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home

Social Media & Workplace Technology

• Your employees’ Facebook opinions – do they bring you into disrepute? — from WorkFace
• Watch What You Tweet: Proposed Social Media Guidance for Financial Institutions — from Socially Aware Blog
• Social media for lawyers : Is it hype or plain common sense? — from Real Lawyers Have Blogs

HR & Employee Relations

• Severance Agreements: Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow? Part I — from The Emplawyerologist
• Wishing You Workplace Civility In 2013 — from BLEG Blog
• 10 Steps To Take When Hiring From A Competitor — from Trade Secrets and Noncompete Blog
• How Many Hours Do You Work per Week (and How Much Is Too Much)? — from Lifehacker
• Having a Plan When Terminating an Employee Minimizes Risk — from Minnesota Labor & Employment Law Blog
• Disgruntled employee spends three years destroying company computers with cleaning supplies — from The Verge

Wage & Hour

• Seventh Circuit Raises The Bar On Collective And Class Certification of Wage-Hour Claims — from The Wage and Hour Litigation Blog
• The Death of FLSA Class Actions Has Been Greatly Exaggerated — from Tim Eavenson’s Current Employment
• What you need to know about sick employees, time off, and paying them — from Employment Law Bits
• The Seven Reasons You Can Dock an Exempt Employee — from Mike Haberman’s Omega HR Solutions
• DOL issues Final Rule on FMLA to address military, aviation amendments … and other things — from Robin Shea’s Employment and Labor Insider

Labor Relations

• Why the DC Circuit's NLRB Recess Appointments Decision Affects (Almost) Everyone — from Phil Miles’s Lawffice Space
• Should Private Employers Still Worry About Unions and What Happens at the NLRB? — from Dan Schwartz’s Connecticut Employment Law Blog
• Labor Relations Today Releases 'Labor Law 2012: A Year in Review' — from Labor Relations Today
• Union violence and legal impunity — from Walter Olson’s Overlawyered

Employer Bill of Rights is (finally) available for Kindle

It took a little head bashing of the fine folks at Amazon, but The Employer Bill of Rights is finally available for download onto your Kindle.

If you’re keeping track, the book is available in the following formats:

• Paperback via Amazon
• Paperback via Barnes & Noble
• Download for Kindle
• Download for iBooks
• Download for Nook
• Download as an eBook directly from the publisher

Thanks to everyone who has purchased so far, and for the kind words I’ve received from those who’ve read the book. Now, on to the best seller list…