Repeat after me: "I will not pull a cheesy April Fools' Day prank."

I thought I'd share with everyone Mark Toth's (from the Manpower Employment Blawg) excellent thoughts on how not to get sued on April Fools' Day:

Done right, workplace humor can be a great thing for employee morale. Done wrong, it can be a disaster.

The idea is not to prohibit all workplace fun, jokes and pranks but rather to (1) help employees know where the line is and (2) take appropriate action if the line is crossed.

Here's a simple solution: consider adopting a policy prohibiting "potentially unwelcome, offensive or harmful workplace jokes or pranks." Enforcing such a policy should be fairly straightforward. Pranks that involve any of the following should never be allowed:

• race, gender or other protected or physical characteristic
• threats
• physical contact, including ingestion of unwelcome odors or substances
• weapons (even toy ones) or other potentially dangerous objects/substances
• damage to property or a person's reputation
• interference with a person's ability to do his/her job

If a joke/prank crosses the line, strongly consider taking disciplinary action.

Consider this -- what about a prank that involves putting a co-worker's stapler in jello?

Some alternatives to arbitration of employment claims

Last week, the U.S. Supreme Court decided Hall Street v. Mattel, which held that the Federal Arbitration Act is the exclusive grounds for vacating or modifying an arbitration award, and that parties may not contractually agree to expanded grounds of judicial review. Briefly, the parties had entered into an agreement in which they agreed to the de novo review of the arbitration decision of their environmental dispute. The Supreme Court held that such provision was not valid under the FAA. Thus, a court can only overturn an arbitrator's decision are where: (1) the award was procured by corruption, fraud, or undue means; (2) there was evident partiality and/or corruption; (3) the arbitrators were guilty of other misconduct; or (4) the arbitrators exceeded their powers.

While arbitration continues to the favored method used by employers to limit their potential exposure in front of a jury, let me discuss two other possible alternatives.

Contractual Waivers of Jury Trials

First, employers can have employees sign agreements waiving the right to ask for a jury in any subsequent legal disputes. More than 20 years ago, in K.M.C. Co. v. Irving Trust Co., the 6th Circuit stated: "It is clear that the parties to a contract may by prior written agreement waive the right to jury trial.... [T]he constitutional right to jury trial may only be waived if done knowingly, voluntarily and intentionally." The contract should clearly and unambiguously advise the employee that by signing the agreement the employee is giving up any and all rights to have any claims related to his or her employment raised by a jury. The more broadly the waiver is drafted, the more likely it will cover an employment-related claim, provided it is otherwise knowing and voluntary.

In light of Hall Street v. Mattel, jury trial waivers have one key advantage over more traditional arbitration agreements -- you are not giving up any appeal rights, and an appellate court's review of a bench trial will be much wider than a court's review of an arbitration award. Of course, this factor cuts both ways. At the same time, though, a bench trial eliminates the risk of a runaway jury awarding obscenely high damages, so it may be a more simply and preferable option to a traditional arbitration agreement.

Agreements to Shorten the Statute of Limitations

Secondly, employers can attempt to limit the amount of time employees have to assert employment claims. In Thurman v. DaimlerChrysler, Inc., the 6th Circuit held that a clause in an employment application limiting the statutory limitations period for filing a lawsuit against the employer was valid. Thurman's employment application with DaimlerChrysler contained a clause waiving any statute of limitation and agreeing to an abbreviated limitations period in which to file suit against the employer. Specifically, the clause stated:

READ CAREFULLY BEFORE SIGNING I agree that any claim or lawsuit relating to my service with Chrysler Corporation or any of its subsidiaries must be filed no more than six (6) months after the date of the employment action that is the subject of the claim or lawsuit. I waive any statute of limitations to the contrary.

The Court held that the abbreviated limitations period contained in the employment application was reasonable, and that all of Thurman's claims against DaimlerChrysler were time barred by the six-month limitations period. The Court paid particular attention to the "read carefully before signing" language, and noted that it was in bold and placed conspicuously directly above Thurman’s signature acknowledging that she read and understood the document. It also found the specific language used was clear and unambiguous.

The advantage of using these types of clauses is that you can limit the duration of potential liabilities. For example, in Ohio employees have 6 years to file discrimination claims (other than age) under R.C. 4112.99. A clause such as the one in Thurman would shorten that time frame from 6 years to 6 months, a dramatic improvement.

I normally don't put disclaimers directly in my posts. But, these ideas are merely something to think about for your business. Please do not try this at home. For example, although not raised in the Thurman case, statute of limitations waivers should not seek to limit the statutory window for filing charges with administrative agencies because of the potential for a retaliation claim. Talk to a lawyer before implementing either of these options.

Employer must pay employee for time spent at the doctor

If an hourly employee is injured on the job, and the employer's workers' compensation carrier subsequently sends the employee to a doctor's appointment to re-evaluate the work-related injury, must the employer pay the employee for the time spent at the doctor? According to the 8th Circuit in Howser v. ABB, the answer is yes.

In the case, ABB offered Howser two choices for her doctor's appointment: it would compensate her for the time missed from work but deduct that time from her accrued paid leave benefits, or she could take an unpaid absence. Because she took the unpaid absence, ABB did not compensate her for the 3.8 hours she spent at the doctor's appointment. The Court held that because ABB's workers' comp administrator, its agent, directed her to attend the appointment, the 3.8 hours were "hours worked" under the FLSA for which she should have been paid:

Under the FLSA, an employer must pay an employee a minimum wage per hour worked.... Department of Labor regulations state that "time spent by an employee in waiting for and receiving medical attention on the premises or at the direction of the employer during the employee's normal working hours on days when he is working constitutes hours worked." 29 C.F.R. § 785.43.

This case is a good reminder that if you require a non-exempt employee to do something, you will probably have to pay for it.

What else I'm reading this week #24

One story that has received a lot of press this week, but that I have not touched, is the $100 million tip pooling judgment received by Starbucks lead employees. This claim seems to be unique to California wage and hour laws, which requires all employees, even supervisors, to receive their fair share of tips. Kris Dunn, The HR Capitalist, has what is probably the best take I've read on this case.

Mark Toth over the Manpower Employment Blawg, however, has the post of the week. Click on over to read about a grievance filed by the Teamsters complaining that a school had violated its collective bargaining agreement by using goats instead of union workers to clear brush.

Dan Schwartz at the Connecticut Employment Law Blog writes about the "ministerial exception" to Title VII and a case in the 2nd Circuit which held that it is unconstitutional to apply Title VII to certain religious institutions.

Rush Nigut's Rush on Business asks whether it is a good idea for employers to permit employees to start side businesses.

The Washington Labor, Employment, and Employee Benefits Law Blog reports on criminal charges brought against an employee who took company documents. In a bizarre twist, the employee is actually blogging about his own criminal trial. Keep in mind that civil liability also exists under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act for employees who intentionally damage computer records.

Suits in the Workplace illustrates the dangers of ignoring a litigation hold in discovery.

Finally, the Labor and Employment Law Blog has a piece on how to use corporate wellness programs not only to reduce health care costs, but also limit potential liability.

Wall Street Journal on the surge of pregnancy discrimination claims

This morning's Wall Street Journal has a piece on the growth of EEOC pregnancy discrimination charges. According to the Journal:

Pregnancy-bias complaints recorded by the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission surged 14% last year to 5,587, up 40% from a decade ago and the biggest annual increase in 13 years.... The groundswell reflects both changing demographics and a new activism among mothers. It also shows that even now, 30 years after passage of the federal Pregnancy Discrimination Act, there is still confusion about what protections it provides. "I thought we were protected," said an advertising executive during a recent gathering of 100 working mothers. "Then I find out we can be fired while we're pregnant, employers can refuse to hire us -- what exactly are our rights?"

While employers can indeed fire, lay off or refuse to hire pregnant women, they can't single them out for worse treatment -- and they must be able to prove they held men to the same standards or asked male job candidates comparable questions.... Many women who bring complaints are surprised to learn that they don't have special protection from adverse treatment. One manager for a publishing company thought she was being discriminated against when her employer fired her for poor performance while pregnant, says Kimberlie Ryan, a Denver employment attorney. In fact, the manager couldn't prove her bosses knew she was pregnant when they decided to fire her, says Ms. Ryan. To succeed in a claim, a woman generally must be able to prove an adverse action was motivated by her pregnancy or her status as a mother.

Let me suggest that if you decide to fire an employee for poor performance while that employee is on maternity leave, you have a well-documented paper trail of issues, and that the first the employee will be hearing about these issues is not during the termination. Otherwise, it will be difficult to overcome a claim that the performance problems were invented as a pretext to terminate a pregnant employee.

Wal-Mart lawsuit for reimbursement of medical costs illustrates important HR issue

Wal-Mart is at the center of a huge public relationship mess after it has asked a former employee to reimburse most of the $470,000 its health plan paid for medical costs following a traffic accident. CNN.com has the details:

[Debbie] Shank suffered severe brain damage after a traffic accident nearly eight years ago that robbed her of much of her short-term memory and left her in a wheelchair and living in a nursing home.

It was the beginning of a series of battles -- both personal and legal -- that loomed for Shank and her family. One of their biggest was with Wal-Mart's health plan.

Eight years ago, Shank was stocking shelves for the retail giant and signed up for Wal-Mart's health and benefits plan.

Two years after the accident, Shank and her husband, Jim, were awarded about $1 million in a lawsuit against the trucking company involved in the crash. After legal fees were paid, $417,000 was placed in a trust to pay for Debbie Shank's long-term care.

Wal-Mart had paid out about $470,000 for Shank's medical expenses and later sued for the same amount. However, the court ruled it can only recoup what is left in the family's trust.

The Shanks didn't notice in the fine print of Wal-Mart's health plan policy that the company has the right to recoup medical expenses if an employee collects damages in a lawsuit.

Just because your company is legally entitled to do something does not mean that it should. Take the FMLA as an example. Section 104(c)(2) of the FMLA provides that if an employee fails to return from an FMLA leave of absence for less than 30 days, and for a reason other than the continuation, recurrence, or onset of a serious health condition or some other circumstance beyond the employee's control, the employer may recover any premiums that it paid to maintain group health coverage for the employee during the period of FMLA leave.

Is it a good idea to exercise this right? Consider the new mom who decides after her FMLA leave expires to stay at home with her newborn. That decision will absolutely leave the employer in the lurch. The employer might want to do something to send a message to other employees not to take advantage of the FMLA by taking the time off and then choosing not to return. But consider: 1) mechanically, how do you go about exercising this right; and 2) what negative message does it send if you go to court to collect this money? Keep in mind, even if you have written authorization from an employee to make certain paycheck deductions for sums owed, FMLA leave is unpaid. By the end of an employee's leave, there almost certainly will not be any pay left from which you will be able to make a deduction.

Take a look at some of the comments posted on CNN.com to its story:

Although this is a very stupid thing for a company that makes Billions to do, this doesn't surprise me really. Our society has migrated away from action based on morals and ethics to one that is only concerned about the letter of the law.

One of the most unconscionable things I have ever seen. Another reason to hate Wal-Mart and to never spend another cent there... I'd rather pay double somewhere else than help support a company capable of something like this.

Hey Wal-Mart why don't you just send your attorneys to the lady's house and dump her out of her wheelchair???

Before you decide to seek reimbursement from a former employee, think long and hard about the effect on your current employees, and whether it's good for your business to have them bringing these types of resentments against your business into the workplace.

An update on this story is available.

Plaintiff's history of homemade porn is not fair game in harassment suit

Whether or not a plaintiff was subjectively offended by an alleged hostile environment is a key element of proving any sexual harassment claim. One would think, then, that if a plaintiff is claiming that she was a offended by being subjected to porn in the workplace, it would be fair to cross examine her on her own history of home-made porn movies. No so, however, according to the Lorain County (Ohio) Court of Appeals, in Conti v. Spitzer Auto World Amherst, Inc.

Kristina Conti and two co-workers claimed that they were subjected to a sexually hostile work environment while employed at Spitzer Auto World. They claimed that two male sales managers subjected them to near-daily sexual harassment, including forcing them to view pornography on their computers, rubbing up against them from behind and touching their buttocks, and routinely questioning them about the color and type of their underwear, their private sex lives, and their interest in different sexual positions.

Spitzer's counsel engaged in following Q&A with Conti at trial, in an attempt to show that she could not have been personally offended by such conduct:

Q. Well, I hate to have to ask you this. But did viewing your videotape refresh your recollection as to whether you knew that adult film was being made? ...

A. You're asking how I felt about it?

Q. No ma'am. I'm asking you, isn't it true you knew it was being filmed?

A. I did not know it was being filmed.

Q. You would agree with me it was an adult film, correct?

A. Yes.

Q. And you would agree with me, you were in it, correct?

A. Yes....

Q. You would agree with me at the very end of the tape, Ms. Conti, you said, "Should I turn this thing off now," didn't you?

A. I don't know exactly, but my recollection of what I said was something along the lines that this thing better be off, or turn this thing off.

The court of appeals ruled that the trial court abused its discretion in allowing that line of questioning. The court found that the evidence should have been excluded because it was not relevant to the harassment. It reasoned that permitting cross examination of a plaintiff about a sex tape she made with her husband does not tend to prove that she welcomes the sight of pornography at work. It may prove that she likes privately to film her and her husband having sex, but it does not prove that she welcomes sexual advances from a coworker or viewing porn starring people other than her and her husband.

There is something viscerally appealing about cross examining a sexual harassment plaintiff concerning her home videos. Yet, I get the point that what one does in the privacy of one's home with one's spouse doesn't necessarily translate to the same level of comfort with one's coworkers. At the end of the day, I think the court in this case got it wrong. More so in sexual harassment cases than any other type of employment case, credibility is key. In a he said/she said scenario, the jury has to be able to evaluate which party is more likely to be stretching the truth. If a plaintiff makes home pornos, can't a jury conclude that she is less likely to find pictures of other people having sex offensive? Shouldn't the jury have the right to evaluate her credibility in light of her obvious lack of prudishness? Certainly the evidence is relevant to her subjective state of mind in her level of offense at the porn. The question is how relevant, and whether it is simply too prejudicial. The trial court felt that it was not too prejudicial and admitted it, and the appellate court went too far in overruling that evidentiary ruling.

I'm curious to see if this case get retried, and if it comes out differently with Ms. Conti's home movies no longer before the jury.