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Friday, October 9, 2020

People I don’t understand


Earlier this week I saw the following (brilliant) ad put out by a group calling itself Dog Lovers For Joe.


It reminded me of a list I've been compiling for the past several years. I had originally called it "People I Don't Trust." Subsequently, however, I've swapped "trust" for "understand."

Thus, today, I bring you, The List of People I Don't Understand.

I don't understand people who don't like dogs (see above; also I don't trust you either).

I don't understand people who don't like Johnny's Cash's music.

I don't understand people who don't eat bacon.

I don't understand vegans (see no. 3 above).

I don't understand people that don't say please or thank you.

I don't understand people who omit the Oxford comma (see The Federalist Society).

I don't understand people who litter.

I don't understand people who don't cover their noses with their masks.

I don't understand people who insist on calling your landline when you tell them to call your mobile.

I don't understand gun people.

What would you add to my list? HMU in the comments below, on Twitter with the hashtag #PeopleIDontUnderstand, or in the comments on Linkedin here. I'm always willing to consider additions to my list.

Everyone have a safe, healthy, masked, and distant weekend.


*Photo by Bicanski on Pixnio