Monday, April 1, 2013

Congress enacts the Americans with No Abilities Act

According to a trusted news source, Congress has enacted the Americans with No Abilities Act:

The act … is being hailed as a major victory for the millions upon millions of U.S. citizens who lack any real skills or uses.

The ANAA will:

  • Prevent discrimination again the non-abled.
  • Provide corporations with tax incentives to hire non-abled workers.
  • Create more than 25 million important-sounding “middle man” positions in the white-collar sector for non-abled persons.

Employers best ready their businesses and HR practices for this important piece of legislation.

(Happy April Fools’ Day)