WIRTW #670: the “dope” edition

"Write a rap about employment lawyer Jon Hyman."

That was the prompt I gave to ChatGPT. I think what it came up with is pretty, pretty good.

* * *

Listen up, y'all, let me tell you a story

'Bout a lawyer named Jon Hyman, he's got all the glory

He's an employment law expert, with knowledge so vast

If you need legal advice, he's the one to ask

Jon Hyman, Jon Hyman, he's the man

He'll fight for your rights, he's got a solid plan

Employment law is his game, he's got the skills

He'll win your case, just pay your bills

He's got a blog called "Ohio Employer Law"

Where he shares his wisdom, and he never withdraws

He's got the answers to all of your questions

His legal advice is a legal injection

Jon Hyman, Jon Hyman, he's the man

He'll fight for your rights, he's got a solid plan

Employment law is his game, he's got the skills

He'll win your case, just pay your bills

He's got the passion, he's got the drive

He'll never give up, he'll always strive

To protect your rights, and make things right

He's the legal eagle, he's got the might

Jon Hyman, Jon Hyman, he's the man

He'll fight for your rights, he's got a solid plan

Employment law is his game, he's got the skills

He'll win your case, just pay your bills

So if you need a lawyer, don't hesitate

Jon Hyman's the man, he's got what it takes

He'll fight for your rights, he'll make things right

Jon Hyman, he's the legal eagle in sight.

(That 💩 is dope!)

Here's what I read this week that you should read, too.

Hiring Candidates Who've Sued — via ERE.net

Four federal agencies are prepared to throw cold water (and lawsuits) at employers who abuse artificial intelligence — via Eric Meyer's The Employer Handbook Blog

AI for HR: Managing the risks of disparate impact discrimination — via Human Resource Executive

Understanding the needs of neurodivergent workers — via Evil HR Lady, Suzanne Lucas

What Tiger Woods' Foot Can Teach Employers About Managing Employees' Medical Conditions — via EntertainHR

HR jokes about firing people — via Ask a Manager

Salt Bae’s former employees describe tip theft, discrimination, and polyester uniforms within the memeable meat empire — via Insider

There’s No Silver Bullet for Cybersecurity — via Harvard Business Review

The GPT phenomenon: will your employment lawyers soon be out of a job? — via Employment Law Worldview

How Thomson Reuters set a parental leave standard across 74 countries — via HR Dive

HR shouldn't brush bullying under the carpet — via TLNT

Sega of America is the latest video game studio to organize — via The Verge

Religious accommodation at the Supreme Court — via Employment & Labor Insider