Employment Law Blog Carnival: The Kindergarten Edition

Today, my daughter started kindergarten. To commemorate this milestone, this month’s Employment Law Blog Carnival celebrates the synergy between the simple lessons we learn early in life and the places we work later in life (with apologies to Robert Fulghum).

All I Really Need To Know About Employment Law I Learned in Kindergarten:

Share everything.

• Interns & Volunteers: Do We Really Have to Pay Them? – from Washington Workplace Law

Play fair.

• The Sordid Tale of L.A. Noire—What’s a Tech Startup to Do? – from Tim Eavenson’s Current Employment

Don’t hit people.

• What Wisconsin’s Concealed Weapon Law Means for the Workplace and Employment Law – from Randy Enoch’s Wisconsin Employment & Labor Law Blog

Put things back where you found them.

• Top 10 mistakes in employment investigations – from California Workplace Law Blog

Clean up your own mess.

• 8 Reasons Social Media Policies Backfire – from Heather Bussing at HR Examiner

Don’t take things that aren’t yours.

• Agreements To Maintain Confidential Information – from Robert Fitzpatrick’s Fitzpatrick on Employment Law

Say you’re sorry when you hurt somebody.

• To guarantee an employment lawsuit, just follow these five “worst practices” – from Robin Shea’s Employment & Labor Insider

Wash your hands before you eat.

• You’re Damned if You Don’t … Avoid Hiring Rogue Employees – from Damnedif

Flush.

• Boss Boinking Coworker, Playing Favorites? Too Bad, Say Courts – from Donna Ballman’s Screw You Guys, I’m Going Home

Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.

• FMLA and ADA meet again at the Serious Health Condition nexus – from Heather Traver’s Human Resource Updates

Live a balanced life—learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.

• Pottymouths don't usually win sexual harassment lawsuits – from Eric Meyer’s The Employer Handbook

Take a nap every afternoon.

• Reporting Sex in the Supply Closet Not Protected Activity – from Philip Miles’s Lawffice Space

When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together.

• Get Ready: Uncle Sam Wants Employers to Lose More Union Elections – from Reid Kelly

Wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup: The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.

• The Benefits, and Obligations, of Unlawful Harassment Training – from CPEhr’s Small Biz HR Blog

And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned—the biggest word of all—LOOK.

• Employer “Look” Policies and Religious Discrimination – from iSight Blog

Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living.

• Employment Law in 1 Word – from Mark Toth’s Manpower Employment Blawg

And it is still true, no matter how old you are—when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.

• The recent NLRB advice memoranda: much ado about what?? – from John Holmquist’s Michigan Employment Law Connection

Heather Bussing, at HRExaminer.com, will host next month’s Employment Law Blog Carnival, on September 21. If you want to participate, email her a link to your employment-law-related blog post by September 16. If you want to host a future edition of the Carnival, email its curator, Eric Meyer.Because I hosted this month’s Carnival, WIRTW will not run this Friday, and will return with to its regularly featured slot next Friday, with #190.

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Written by Jon Hyman, a partner in the Labor & Employment group of Kohrman Jackson & Krantz. For more information, contact Jon at (216) 736-7226 or jth@kjk.com.