I've narrowed down my list of 12 nominees to the worst seven finalists.
The Finalists
🗳️ The Coercive Cult Leaders — OneTaste used intimidation, debt, and sexual pressure to control members and force unpaid labor
🗳️ The Coprophilic Chief — Chief defecated at work, drugged coffee, exposed himself, stabbed an officer, and then retaliated
🗳️ The Corpse Killer — Organ network tried recovering organs from a living patient, misled families, and buried records
🗳️ The Corpse Killer — Organ network tried recovering organs from a living patient, misled families, and buried records
🗳️ The Enslaving Episcopate — Church ran a forced-labor cult, exploiting followers through coercion, abuse, and fraud
🗳️ The Predator Manager — Fast-food manager abused a 16-year-old while the company failed to train, protect, or provide reporting
🗳️ The Sadistic Chef — Sous chef endured daily beatings and trauma while ownership ignored, enabled, and denied the violence
As with the last few years, Ranked Choice Voting will determine the winner.
When voting, rank each of the seven finalists in order of awfulness. If one finalist receives more than 50% of first-choice votes, they will be declared the winner. If no finalist achieves a majority of first-choice votes, the counting will proceed in rounds. At the end of each round, the finalist with the fewest votes will be eliminated. If your first-choice finalist is eliminated, your vote will automatically go to the next highest-ranked finalist on your ballot. This process continues until one finalist receives a majority of first-choice votes or only two finalists remain, at which point the finalist with the most votes wins.
Voting closes on Dec. 16 at 11:59 PM (Eastern Time).
Share the ballot with your coworkers, friends, family, and social networks. I'll announce the winner (or loser, depending on your perspective) on Dec. 18.
You can read full descriptions of the seven finalists here.
How does Ranked Choice Voting work?
When voting, rank each of the seven finalists in order of awfulness. If one finalist receives more than 50% of first-choice votes, they will be declared the winner. If no finalist achieves a majority of first-choice votes, the counting will proceed in rounds. At the end of each round, the finalist with the fewest votes will be eliminated. If your first-choice finalist is eliminated, your vote will automatically go to the next highest-ranked finalist on your ballot. This process continues until one finalist receives a majority of first-choice votes or only two finalists remain, at which point the finalist with the most votes wins.
Voting Details
Voting closes on Dec. 16 at 11:59 PM (Eastern Time).
Share the ballot with your coworkers, friends, family, and social networks. I'll announce the winner (or loser, depending on your perspective) on Dec. 18.
You can read full descriptions of the seven finalists here.

